Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Un chistecito un poquititito gracioso
(Adivinen quien me lo mandó...)

Resulta que Hércules, Blanca nieves y Cuasimodo se encontraban una tarde tomando una copa . Hércules comenta: "Todos dicen que soy el mortal más fuerte de la Tierra, pero no sé cómo pueda probarlo, esto siempre me ha preocupado" Blanca Nieves le responde: "Tienes razón, a mi me pasa lo mismo, todos dicen que soy la mujer más bella del mundo pero... ¿Cómo saber si es verdad?" Cuasimodo agrega: "Sí, todos dicen que soy la persona más fea y deforme del planeta" De pronto, Blanca nieves tiene una idea y dice: "Amigos, tengo la solución. Rezaremos esta noche a Dios pidiéndole que nos revele la verdad". A la mañana siguiente se encuentran los tres en un restaurante para desayunar y Hércules dice: "He hablado con Dios y él me ha dicho que de verdad soy el hombre más fuerte del mundo", Cuasimodo dice: "Yo también y me ha confirmado que soy la persona más fea y deforme del planeta" Y Blanca Nieves pregunta Furiosa: "¿Quién Rayossss es GABRIEL MENDEZ ????".

17 comments:

Waleska said...

caido caido caidoooooo
porfavor mirian!
y ete chite??
not funny at all
y no pongas al pobre gabriel expuesto a que lo conoscan por hacer chistes malos!

Mmn said...

jajajaja pero a mi me dioo mucha risa!! jeje :P

Cristina! said...

jajaja q risaaaaaa a mi si me dio risa :P aunq debio decir ahi ¡¿QUIEN DIABLOS ES CRISTINA RICARDO?!

Pabletowh said...

ehhhh, Pobre Gabriel!

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